Reporter: Spiderman, what can you tell us about your relationship with famed Stark intern Peter Parker?
Spiderman: That guy is a hUGE asshole,, just one big embarrassing failure of human life.
Peter (watching the clip later): Say that to my fucking face you tool get a real job.
Tony: ARe YOU oKAY
Australia did not censor this ICONIC moment! (x)
i seriously need every white dude with power to have this type of energy.
Prep the white woman that looks genuinely disturbed
People are sitting watching America BURN and not saying a word. Thank you Mr. Robert De Niro.
Love this man
I want my husband to have this accent
alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient
Spider-Man: Homecoming’s Gag Reel
EVERY MOMENT OF THIS IS PURE GOLD
“My parents… are dead” OMG
Everyone crumpling in the background at “Peter-man.”
…this is about the best sentence mix I’ve done. And that’s because all I had to do was cut the middle out of “fine-looking.”
A representation of my thought process at all times
this is literally how teenagers talk irl
This literally sounds like a voice-acted recreation of a group chat