December 2010
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I just almost stepped on a baby and shit my pants.
I've spent a lot of my life pretending to be...
joaniepepperoni:
Like when I was in 4th grade I told people I had 16 snow globes when I really only had 5.
I used to be self conscious about my height, but then I thought, fuck that, I’m...
– Daniel Radcliffe (via humourous-conclusion)
Dropped my credit card in Best Buy tonight
It took me a half hour to find it, and then it was too late to see Due Date, and I had to see Harry Potter instead.